## Sunday, January 25, 2015

### Infinite Mess (Part Two)

This is the second part of a post that started here. Go read it, if you still haven't done so. Or don't, and try to guess what is going on. It'll be enlightening anyway.

So, what did DFW wrote(*)? Here is the source, verbatim:

The Continuum Hypothesis gets characterized in all kind of different ways: [...](**) Is the same as

Let me first try to explain to you what is the Continuum Hypothesis, let's see if I am better in this than Foster Wallace. First, let's get the objects straight:

Natural numbers are the numbers like 0, 1, 2 and so on. Basically, if you hear a number and you can imagine the same amount of zebras (or any other object, but I prefer zebras), it's a natural number. You can't imagine pi zebras, or 1.25 zebras. This are the numbers that we all learned in school, and I really shouldn't have spent 67 words on this.

And one picture

Real numbers are all the numbers. Period. Even with infinite digits after the digital point. 2, 3.45, square root of 2, pi are all real numbers.

Now, Cantor proved that some infinities are bigger than other infinities, right? Well, he was more specific: he proved that the real numbers are more than the natural numbers. Pretty cool. Then he asked, in his Ein Beitrag zur Mannigfaltigkeitslehere, whether the real numbers are immediately larger than the natural numbers, or if there is something in between, larger than the natural number but smaller than the real numbers. This is called Continuum Problem, because continuum was fancy -talk for real numbers. Then Cantor said: you know what? I think that there is nothing in between. This is called Continuum Hypothesis, and as it is formulated, it's just an opinion, a hypothesis (hence the name): we don't know the answer to the continuum problem, so let's suppose it's this.

So? Understood? If you read DFW's book I'd really like to know if it was easier to understand than this.

You can already see the first problem: the Continuum Hypothesis asserts something, so it cannot be a question! DFW is confusing it for the Continuum Problem. Already annoying. But let's go on: what are those strange symbols in DFW's quote?
is the size of the set of the real numbers, i.e., how many real numbers there are.

is the size of the set of the sets of natural number (I'll stop you before you start Xzibit memes), i.e., how many sets of natural numbers there are.

DFW is showing something completely different than the Continuum Problem, then, he's asking if there is the same quantity of real numbers and sets of integers, like it is a great mistery.

It is not! It's Set Theory 101: they are the same! It's not a mistery, it's almost trivial! What were you thinking, DFW? He got everything completely confused, he wanted to show the Continuum Hypothesis and he showed an exercise for students that involves objects that have nothing to do with the Continuum Hypothesis.

You want to know why they are the same? Mmm... this is not immediate, unfortunately one has really to write down a mathematical proof. So put on your favorite thinking hat...

This is mine. Don't judge me, the situation at the office is awkward enough.

and concentrate on the following (***).

To prove that two sets have the same size, one should be able to connect every object of one set to only one other object on the other set,

Try as you might, this doesn't work in this case. What to do then? Mathematicians know a weird simple trick (doctors HATE it!!): what if we connect all the apples to the oranges and there are oranges left? This means that the oranges cannot be less than the apples, right? (****)  And if we connect, in another way, all the oranges to the apples and there are apples left, this means that the apples cannot be less than the oranges! So they are the same quantity!

Let's see first that the real numbers cannot be less than the sets of natural numbers. Pick a set of natural numbers

then draw it in the number line

write a 0 when it's empty, 1 when it's full

and finally add 0. at the front.

There you are, for each set of natural number, you can write a different real number. So real numbers cannot be less.

Now to see that the set of natural numbers cannot be less than the real numbers, I won't describe it, I'll just show it:

Therefore the two things do have the same size, and the climax of DFW's booklet is an epic fail.

Really, it's disappointing. It started so well, with Zeno's paradox of the turtle and everything...

Wait a minute, where did I see the turtle paradox and Cantor work together in the wrong way? John Green is a big fan of David Foster Wallace, right? Maybe...

Now that I think about it, the book-in-the-book An Imperial Affliction has many things in common with Infinite Jest, like the non-ending. But oh! Of course! The writer of AIA, Van Houten, is so similar to the prose of DFW! His obscurity, his way of talking encyclopedic but hard to understand... and it is Van Houten that connects (wrongly) the turtle paradox and Cantor's Theorem! Also, John Green has surely read Everything and More, he even reviewed it for Booklist Magazine!

John Green has put Cantor's Theorem in The Fault in Our Stars because he read it on Everything and More, and he did it wrongly because it was confusing already in the original book! That's where everything starts! That's a scoop!

Oh.

I'll see myself out.

(*) Since I am taking for granted that you, reader, are a DFW fan, I am adding lots of footnotes. Have fun!
(**) I skipped the other three characterizations of Foster Wallace, without context it's pretty useless. For the curious: one is wrong and the other two are characterizations of the Continuum Problem, not the Continuum Hypothesis.
(***) Or don't. Really, you can just skip the whole paragraph, you, reader, are the king, because I am so post-modern.
(****) In the finite case, it means that the apples are less than the oranges, but infinity is weird.

Thanks to Gabriel for pointing this out to me.